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"No, you die first."
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"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."
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"A twist...a twist..."
Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
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"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
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Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...
Playing game on Cow.
Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist
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"Then don't do that."
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"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"
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'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'
Going through the wringer at airport security
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'Does it hurt when I do this...?'
"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."
A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.
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'I keep thinking I'm twisting it the right way, and then I find out I'm not, and then it has even more twists the wrong way, but then I find out I just didn't twist it that way enough.'
A cat's view of USA history.
The latest twist on office football pools.
"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."
'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'
"Wanna go steady?"
Hammer thrower twisting his leg.
'That's it Big Boy. Squeeze out all the sap. It's maple sugar time!'