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'Good grief, Mary! That was a close one!'
"My wife! The good silver!"
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'In France, smell both cheeks'
"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, one, ones, single, singles, cutting costs, cheap, frugal, saving money, money, finances, cheapskate, cheapskates, recession, economy, bad idea, bad ideas, mistake, mistakes, business, office, offices, office life, company, companies, corporation, corporations, manager, managers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, reproduction
Baby on a potty holding up a No.2 sign.
Two seconds after the moment you reach adulthood.
The single adventure of Double Dog.
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"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."
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'At least I have a meaningful job - you're just a meaningful person.'
Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.
'Hey, you don't have to fool all of the people all of the time — just 51 of the registered voters evry two years.'
'By the time the stone had killed the two others, it had only enough force to knock me out...'
The lesser of two weevils: "The farmer's worked really hard on his cotton crop. I say we leave it alone."
"I like my job but I don't like being number 2 in the company."
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"So Noah... You would like two of everything."
Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.
Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!
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'Obviously the architect did some tweaking but the basic idea was mine.'
"I don't suppose you realize....now we're all on the endangered species list."
"Tonight's top story is, two guys walked into a bar, and...."
"Table for two, please."
'Want to make it two out of three?'
"Make it a double!"