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"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"
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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
"You need two more gazelles."
"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."
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"Sorry... But I'm afraid this is a couples only cruise!"
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"The lions insisted."
"Don't tell Noah about the vasectomy."
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"...just how firm are you about spiders?"
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"I hear the food on this cruise is fantastic!"
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No Double Parking
Noah's Ark Being Towed.
"That's not what I said."
"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"
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NOAH - Sorry sir! I'm afraid you have to come in two by two...
'We've saved the Fauna, but what about the Flora?'
'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'
'You'll have to go back. I forgot to bring in the washing.'
'Son, two of each animal, but not two males.'
The First Commuters
'Did you get it wet?'
'It's all three or none of us!'
'All of the animals came on the ark in pairs.' 'Not worms! They came in apples!'
Noah's ark is a Hummer.