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"You call this a knot?"
Tags:sailor, sail, sailing, boat, boats, liner, liners, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, ocean, ocean liner, ocean liners, harbor, harbors, harbour, harboursdock, docks, bow knot, knot, knots, knotting, sea, seas, tie, tying, safe, safety, skill, skills, health and safety, health, safer, skill, skills, accident, accidents, accident prevention, prevention
'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'
"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"
Tags:surgery, surgeries, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons, tie, ties, tying, ominous, warning, warnings, ominous sign, ominous signs, warning sign, warning signs, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, paranoia, paranoid, clumsy, klutz, klutzes, klutzy, fumble, fumbles, fumbling
'We're doing this so everyone will be used to more government regulations.'
'The first thing you should know is that if I tie a scarf to the doorknob, that means it's cold outside, and you should probably wear a scarf.'
"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."
'OK, give him a shove.'
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, angled, payback, payback, pay back, pay backs, revenge, vengeance, knot, knots, knotted, tie, ties, tying, ties, shoelace, shoelaces, shoe, shoes, lace, laces, trip, trips, tripped, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Another tie! Me be glad when they invent paper and scissors so we don't have to play rock-rock-rock.'
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, rock, rocks, paper, papers, scissor, scissors, invent, invents, inventing, invented, invention, inventions, game, games, play, plays, playing, played, player, players, tie, ties, tying, tied, draw, draws, drawing, drawn, drew, equal, equals, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'She merely helped me pick out a tie. She was not 'choosing my leash'!'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pick out, picked, picks, shop, shopping, shops, tie, ties, tying, leash, leashes, lead, leads, chose, choose, choosing, chooses, chosen, jealous, jealousy, tailor, tailer, style, styled, styles, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Pigeons are evil,
'Thomas goes to a very progressive school... lots of emphasis on art and creativity...'
Tags:art, arts, creative, creativity, progressive, school, schools, schooled, schooling, hand, hands, tied, ties, tying, school child, school children, student, students, art school, art schools, behind your back, behind his back, progressive school, progressive, progressives, hinder, hinders, hindrance, hindrances, impediment, impediments, new age school, new age schools, stimulus, stimuli
'Say something nice, Dear.. he tied it himself!'
'Everything I wear needs to go with a powder blue necktie.'
The art contest, naturally, ended in a draw.
But it's the other leg that hurts.
'I bet Ted he couldn't cut the tee down without touching the lumberjack.'
Man tying shoelace, unaware of roof tile smashing behind him
"Let's see a robot do that."