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'Yes Sir, I finished the report two days ago - I'm just trying to decide on what font to use.'
Rococo breakfast cereal.
"What I really like about this relationship is that the italics are always mine."
"Waiter! There's a Comic Sans character in my alphabet soup!"
Cartoon elephant with speech bubble written in elefont
'I think that new 'Doctor's' font is interesting, but I can't read it.'
'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'
'Have you considered your x-height?'
'Brother Mendel, I loved reading your Christmas letter!'
'I see you've used the typeface my ex-wife used when she faxed to tell me she had run off with her ski instructor...'
Designer Eye Tests - "Times new Roman, Garamond, Courier, Comic Sans, and Arial."
Mobile library filling up on fuel.
'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'
'Oooooooo. . . Run away!'
"Whoa! Check out the kerning on that!"
'Sorry...you're not my type!'
'What about cursive?'
'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'
'I never knew there was a green crayon font.'
'What do you mean, you've used up your advance?'
Homes of the font designers
'Sorry, you're not my type'
'Back off, you're not my type.'
"Dammit, Jake - I said fetch the sheriff."