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The Thinker and the Doer.
"I'm Danny Felner, a soft-edged kind of guy. We're coming back."
'Steno Keypads 50% OFF' 'So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?'
"Pencil and paper?! Talk about old school!"
"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."
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'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'
The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy red fox.
'This letter is very confidential.' - 'Right, I'll type it with my eyes shut.'
'You just type in 5 - 10 years and press 'send'.'
A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him
'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'
Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"
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Holstein spotting kit.
Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick
'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'
"You're ink blot test results indicate you're a very competitive person...."
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"Would you rather be smart or funny?"
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"We're individual traders too!"
Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.
'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'
'Sorry about some of the punctuation -- I haven't learned the top row of the keyboard yet.'
'As usual, when you type that, correct my grammar, and make me sound friendly and very intelligent.'
'And he thinks I'm slow!'
Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.
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