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Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
"Helen changed our song, and she refuses to hum even a few bars to me."
Closed for cleaning.
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"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"
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"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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"The first time we see the sun in months, and it explodes."
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Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
Santa being squeezed into chimney by reindeers.
Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.
New Listings From Frustration House.
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Time spent in a typical day
"We've been taking a little harder look at journalists lately."
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"Everybody else's problems are better than mine."
"The soup of the day is mushroom-barley, but I'd rather talk about the soup of November 6, 1946."
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"I have a surprise too. Until I really like a guy, I never give out my real name"
The New York Review of Weather.
"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"
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The much more typical...Renaissance Man.
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"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."
"Just another slow paced, mellow day at the office."
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"Typical! You wait ages for an elevator, then two turn up at once."
'He said he wanted to consult you about his attention span problem, and then he wandered away.'
Insomniacs Support Group - "Ron, how am I suppose to help you if you keep falling asleep?"