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'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'
'I'm his support system.'
'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'
"I married him for his intelligence, turns out that was artificial as well!"
There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.
There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.
'Oh, yes, he's got a job alright, a job to get off that sofa, a job to stay awake, a job to...'
'You're a typical male chauvinist pig!' 'And you're feisty... I like that in my women.'
'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.
There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.
'He promised me the moon, But hey, it's just green cheese, right?'
'Then he told me - To know him was to love him. That's when I dumped him.'
'If I live to be a thousand I'll never understand women.'
'...but he does put up a lovely shelf.'
'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'