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"Q, W, E, R, T, Y, U, I, O,..."
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Moses Awaits The Word Of God
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Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.
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"You asked if I could type blood."
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'Your resume is certainly memorable. You used a different font for every other word you wrote.'
"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."
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"The cat's been walking around on my desk again."
"Please type the letters you see above."
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"And how does it make you feel when she jumps over you and calls you a lazy dog?"
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"Do you know you've had your caps lock on for the last ten miles?"
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'I connected my food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'
"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."
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A WRITER GETS THE NEWS
'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
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"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."
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Owl eating computer mouse
'Steno Keypads 50% OFF' 'So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?'
'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'
'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'
Then - 'Oh no did I really say that last night??' Now - 'Edit, delete, delete, edit, edit, delete'
'Obviously, if you look for mistakes you'll find some!'
'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'