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"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"
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'Obviously, if you look for mistakes you'll find some!'
'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
'Okay, now...while holding down the commandment key, type in the number ten.'
'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'
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'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'
'Administrative positions in the Space Department require special skills.'
'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'
'You must have a lot of untapped potential.'
'Bob, I'm about to welcome you to the wonderful world of word processing.'
'Can you Type?'
'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'
Typist Training: cLOsed For! Lin.CH"
'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'
'Your typing gets worse every day.' - 'If my typing improves, you might notice my bad spelling'
'Data entry has always been my dream.' -
'Now, here's twenty-four words a minute at 3.6 gigahertz.'
'This is fine General. But how are your typing skills?'
'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'
"I can do thirty five words a minute."
"I'd never get done if I hadn't erased the spell check!"
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"I can't type, but I can post 75 emoticons per minute."
"How am I suppose to reach all the keys when the cartoonist only drew three fingers on each of my hands?"