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"And how does it make you feel when she jumps over you and calls you a lazy dog?"
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'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'
The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy red fox.
"Can you type?"
'Isn't that cute. She's writing her first novel.'
'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'
Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"
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"It appears my wrong diagnosis was cancelled out by the medical typist's lack of vocabulary, so statistically your health has never been better."
'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'
"Sorry, but while typing up that report, I had this desire to walk across the keyboard."
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Someone who knows apostrophes
'Sorry about some of the punctuation -- I haven't learned the top row of the keyboard yet.'
'Take a letter, Miss Jones.'
'I know I signed this memo, Miss Holcum... What I want to know is who wrote it?'
'And he thinks I'm slow!'
Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.
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'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the letter O's contain a happy face.'
Data Entry Marathon
Large and thin women at large and thin computers.
'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'
"I didn't get all that stuff after 'Dear Sir'."
'In this case I'm not sure 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is a design problem.'
"Why are you typing your own letters?"
"So, let me get this straight... When you told me you could manage a hundred and twenty words per minute, you thought I meant how many words you could speak?..."