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'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'
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"Today, gentlemen, we trade in the brute force of the T. Rex for the cunning of the raptor."
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'I can understand you getting upset when they make fun of your little arms, but eating your classmates is not the answer.'
"Their population is no longer sustainable so we may as well eat them."
"But you can call me Rex."
Man surrounded by dinosaur bones at a museum looks at a sign that reads "Feeding time 4:30 p.m.".
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T-Rex was horrible at tennis, but his opponents still let him win.
T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong
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If T-Rex had modern technology!
T-Rex meets T-rump
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An anonymous T-Rex inadvertently saves his species from total annihilation.
'Maybe this arm wrestling tournament wasn't such a great idea after all.'
"Frankly, I don't see the resemblance."
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'You suck at identifying sounds!'
The Dawn of the Automobile. . .The Model T-Rex
"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"
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"Don't you think Tyrannosaurus is a little scary for the baby's room?"
'Hah! ? you think you've got lower back pain?'
"I love your hat. One question: How did you put it on?"
On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,
"I think that's your reptile brain speaking, Cynthia!"
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