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"My loyal opposition wasn't loyal enough."
"They'll think twice before making fun of you again!"
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"I punched way, way too far up."
"He's a former general in Saddam's Army, but we need his expertise."
"Lemme just try it on for a second."
"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. NO intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
"This leader of the pack stuff, we've been thinking it over."
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"Don't believe them when they say they want topical material."
Tags:censor, censors, censorship, censoring, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, court, royal court, royal courts, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, queen, queens, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, royalty, joke, jokes, topical material, arrest, arrests, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, free speech, oppression, oppressed, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants
"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
Tags:wit, wits, witty, wittiness, witticism, witticisms, smart alek, smart alecks, smart alec, smart alecs, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, firing squad, firing squads, executioner, executioners, execution, executions, death penalty, death penalties, death sentence, death sentences, smart ass, smart asses, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants
"You've got a power beheading at 8 A.M."
"Sometimes I just want to curl up with a good book and burn it."
Dancing with the Tsars
"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."
Tags:fear, fears, feared, king, kings, tyrant, tyrants, love, loves, loved, needy, neediness, funny, reputation, reputations, concern, concerns, concerned, paranoid, paranoia, ruler, rulers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, thin-skinned, sensitive, sensitivity, oversensitive, reign, reigns, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, popular, popularity, popularity contest, politician, politicians
"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."
Tags:us constitution, american constitution, united states constitution, founding fathers, constitution, constitutions, tyrant, tyrants, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, funny, amusing, absurd, unbelievable, apathy, political apathy, us politics, us politicians, checks and balances
"Get J. D. Salinger on the horn for me!"
Tags:executives, authors, writers, death, salinger, jd salinger, j.d. salinger, grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur, demand, demands, issue demands, issuing demands, tyrant, tyrants, boss, bosses, boss around, bosses around, bossing around, recluse, recluses, dead person, dead people, mankoff
"The food's great, but the chef's a tyrant."
Trump fires his gold toilet.
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"The Empire is run by an authoritarian madman. He could blow up a planet at any moment!"
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, tyrant, tyrants, authoritarian madman, authoritarian madmen, authoritarian, resistence, #resistance, fighting trump, internet privacy, internet surveillance, surveillance, state surveillance, mass surveillance, surveillance law, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacies, nsa surveillance, satire, political satire, film, films, scifi film, scifi films, scifi
"I think he'll miss all this when he retires."
Tags:king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, traitor, traitors, punishments, capital punishment, death sentence, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants, dictatorship, dictatorships, dictator, dictators, retirement, retirements, retirement plan, retirement plans, court, courts, crown prince, royal court, royal courts
"Now you're getting the hang of it!"
Tags:king, kings, royalty, royalties, royals, royal, royal family, monarch, monarchy, monarchs, ruler, rulers, power, powerful, patriarchy, patriarchies, paternal, father, fathers, prince, princes, ruler, rulers, oppression, oppressed, oppressor, oppressors, train, training, protege, proteges, corrupt, corruption, corrupt leaders, corrupt leader, corrupt leadership, feudalism, feudalist, nobility, noble, nobles, serf, serfs, peasants, peasant, serfdom, peasantry, fear, fearful, afraid, subjugate, subjugation, oppressiveness, tyranny, tyrannical, tyrant, tyrants, class divide, class divides, upperclass, upper-classes, upper-class, upstairs downstairs, servant, servants
Connect the Dots
Tags:donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, american politics, u.s. politics, trump presidency, impeachment, impeached, impeached, trump presidency, criminal, criminals, lock him up, bar, bars, republican, corrupt, corruption, robert mueller, mueller report, russian collusion, anti-democratic, tyranny, tyrant, tyrants
'Let me answer your question by having you arrested ....'
"The United States wants you to become a democracy."
Tags:democracy, democracies, tyrant, tyrants, tyranny, tyrannies, foreign relations, foreign policy, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, kingship, u.s. politics, ruler, rulers, dictatorship, dictatorships, spread of democracy, democrat, democrats, american politics
"'Oligarch'—terrible word, we'll need a new one."
Tags:exec, execs, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, corporate, corporation, corporations, modern world, modern business, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, control, controlled, controlling, power, powerful, upper class, class, class warfare, top down, oligarch, oligarchy, big boss, fat cat, fat cats, irony, ironic, word play, word-play, despot, tyrant, tyranny, tyrants
"It's the part of the public forum dedicated to the free and open exchange of his idea."
Tags:forum, forums, public forum, public forums, roman, romans, ancient rome, rome, ancient roman, ancient romans, emperor, emperors, republic, republics, classicist, classicists, tyrant, tyrants, tyranny, political debate, political debates, free speech, speakers corner, speaker's corner, speakers' corner, free-speech