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"They'll think twice before making fun of you again!"
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"He's a former general in Saddam's Army, but we need his expertise."
"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. NO intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
"This leader of the pack stuff, we've been thinking it over."
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"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
Tags:wit, wits, witty, wittiness, witticism, witticisms, smart alek, smart aleks, smart alec, smart alecs, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, firing squad, firing squads, executioner, executioners, execution, executions, death penalty, death penalties, death sentence, death sentences, smart ass, smart asses, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants
"You've got a power beheading at 8 A.M."
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"Sometimes I just want to curl up with a good book and burn it."
"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."
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"The food's great, but the chef's a tyrant."
"Get J. D. Salinger on the horn for me!"
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"I think he'll miss all this when he retires."
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"Now you're getting the hang of it!"
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Connect the Dots
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'Let me answer your question by having you arrested ....'
"The United States wants you to become a democracy."
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"'Oligarch'—terrible word, we'll need a new one."
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"Three things he's got going in his favor: his image, his stand on the issues and he's running unopposed."
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'Here - 'It's my way or the. . .'!'
"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol
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'And I suppose YOU'VE never started an unnecessary war!'
"Well, when I'm a mommy, I'm not makin' my kids eat lima beans!"
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'She's a bit like Atilla the Hun. . . Without the warmth.'
"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."
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