Udder Cartoons and Comics

'Ronald!! You're home early - uh, this isn't what it looks like!'

The miracle of genetic engineering

The miracle of genetic engineering

'MILK FIGHT!'

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'How do those pants fit with five teats?' 'Like a glove.'

"Sure you think Farmer Brown is okay, but you don't have to put with his cold hands every morning!"

A minotaur waits with his wife.

'I can take nonsense, but not udder nonsense.'

Most piglets are suckling, while one has walked away with coin from mother's back.

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'Rock beats Scissors!'

"When you've been farming as long as I have,you just kinda know when a cow's ready for milking."

'If powdered milk's your thing! I'm your gal!'

"You're lactose intolerant...that's udderly ridiculous!"

Cow using 4 urinals, one for each teat on the udder.

Moo-Magrams Exams

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"You look like you're dragging a little today." "How could you tell?"

"Look, they're not sausages! OK?!"

'Is that why they call this a 'cold snap'?'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

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