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'This place reeks of history.'
'This is my new friend Roger - he's a real down-to-earth kind of guy.'
'The champagne flight reports six more UFOs.'
Alien t-shirt: "My parents invaded Earth and all they brought me back was this stupid t-shirt."
"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."
'What kind of meat goes into a kebab anyway?'
'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'
'You know I can't let you back on board with anything attached to your face.'
Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.
"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."
Alien in a hairdresser's.
"Don't forget to ask their e-mail address."
'IQ shortage, help wanted.'
'Can you keep a secret?'
Search for Extra-terrestrials - "Did someone leave a message on my pager ?"
I got news for you fellas...we're gonna need a bigger probe! A cow alien abduction.
'I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet!?' (mobile phone-shaped aliens).
"I'd like to abduct a Vodka Martini."
'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'
Hey, do you want ranch with that salad?
The alien's gift of telekinesis was wasted on Alf.
Flying saucer - Trips round the galaxy
On a lonely old road, a man too long without sleep, nods off at the wheel and misses the whole thing.
'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'
Alien waving from a spaceship.