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'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'
'I'm sorry sir, but your card was rejected...because it's ugly.'
Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters
Tags:cinderella, ugly stepsister, ugly stepsisters, fairy tales, fairytales, fairytale, childrens story, childrens stories, stepsister, stepsisters, step sister, step sisters, blended family, blended families, ugly, ugliness, unattractive, unattractiveness, beautiful, beauty, attractive, attractiveness, beauty standard, beauty standards
"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"
Tags:beauty treatment, beauty treatments, beauty spa, beauty spas, spa treatment, spa treatments, spa, spas, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairdresser, hairdressers, ugly, ugliness, self-esteem, self esteem, self-confidence, self confidence, low self-esteem, comparison, comparisons, beauty standard, beauty standards, standards of beauty, unflattering comparison, unflattering comparisons
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, mean
'Oh don't mind her, she's just deathly afraid of ugly children.'
"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."
"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"
Tags:put-on, put-ons, groucho glasses, eyeglasses, spectacle, spectacles, glasses, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, style, styles, stylish, prank, pranks, pranking, fake glasses, reading glasses, flatter, flatters, flattering, unflattering, ugly, ugliness, custom, custom fitting, custom fittings
'Promise not to touch you for a lift'.
"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."
Tags:cavemen, caveman, cave men, cave man, cave painting, cave paintings, cave dweller, cave dwellers, portrait, portraits, portraiture, portrait artist, portrait artists, ugly, ugliness, cave drawing, cave drawings, artist, artists, picky, fussy, particular, prehistoric, sistine chapel, prehistoric man, lascaux caves, paleolithic, paleolithic man, representations
'Get rid of that ugly wind turbine or we'll burn the place to the ground!'
"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."
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"He's Still Quite Handsome, Despite What Happened."
Tags:blob, blobby, ugly, ugliness, surreal, surreal imagery, strange, strangeness, handsome, love, eternal love, loving, care, caring, adore, adored, skin deep, beautiful, beauty, accident, accidents, get well, get well soon, unfortunate, unfortunately, misfortune, misfortunes, true love, enduring love, unconditional, enduring, married, marriage, married life
'Ooh, that's better!'
'Describe your wife please.'
"No, I don't think your new wig makes you look ugly."
'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'
"I thought of you the minute I saw it, Mrs. Webb."
Tags:butcher, butchers, insult, insults, insulting, accidental insult, accidental insults, ugly, ugliness, meat, meats, butchers shop, butchers shops, butcher's shop, butcher's shops, butcher's, meat in paper, raw meat, raw meats, butchers stores, butchers store, butcher's store, butcher's stores, deli, delis
'You don't look any better in 3D.'
'Your mother and I feel you're old enough to know now...you're adopted.'
Woman says to man: 'How do I look? Don't be honest.'
'I still hold out hope that one day the wind will change back.'
"The doctor will see you now, warts and all."
Tags:doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, dermatology, dermatologist, dermatologists, ugly, ugliness, warts, warts and all, skin condition, skin conditions
Griselda was definitely the kind of girl who could turn a young man's head.