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'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'
'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'
'I'm sorry sir, but your card was rejected...because it's ugly.'
'Why do I always attract the ugly ones'
Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters
Tags:cinderella, ugly stepsister, ugly stepsisters, fairy tales, fairytales, fairytale, childrens story, childrens stories, stepsister, stepsisters, step sister, step sisters, blended family, blended families, ugly, ugliness, unattractive, unattractiveness, beautiful, beauty, attractive, attractiveness, beauty standard, beauty standards
"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"
Tags:beauty treatment, beauty treatments, beauty spa, beauty spas, spa treatment, spa treatments, spa, spas, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairdresser, hairdressers, ugly, ugliness, self-esteem, self esteem, self-confidence, self confidence, low self-esteem, comparison, comparisons, beauty standard, beauty standards, standards of beauty, unflattering comparison, unflattering comparisons
'Nurse Jenny is here to help with your physical therapy.'
"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."
Tags:travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, tourism, tourist, tourists, world traveller, world travellers, world traveler, world travelers, international, world, abroad, foreign, trip, trips, souvenir, souvenirs, gift shop, gift shops, trinket, trinkets, tchotchkes, junk, ugly, useless, shopping, shopper, shoppers, tchotchke, tourist, tourists, tourism, ugly american, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, bigot, bigots, consumerism, consumerist
'Does this outfit make me look fat?'
Tags:fat, does this make me look fat, attractive, attractiveness, ugly, lie, lies, liar, lying, lied, lie detector, lie detectors, lie detecting, test, testing, tested, tests, outfit, out fits, out fit, outfits, opinion, opinions, personal opinion, personal opinions, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, mean
'Oh don't mind her, she's just deathly afraid of ugly children.'
'I hope they don't isolate me. They'll never believe I'm harmless.'
"I kept hoping the picture would get old and repulsive looking, instead of me, but it didn't work out that way."
Tags:grotesque, horror, dorian gray, oscar wilde, the picture of dorian gray, literature, classic, book, books, novel, novels, painting, paintings, art, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, self-portraits, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ugly, loss of beauty, unattractive, wrinkles, grey hair, gray hair, decrepit, handsome, young, youth, beauty, attractive, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations
Ugly lifeguard sitting in a chair with a sign reading "No sexy lifeguard on duty."
Tags:beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seaside, seashore, lifeguard, lifeguards, lifeguarding, life-guarding, guarding, watching, safety, lifeguard stand, lifeguard stands, lifeguard chair, lifeguard chairs, lifeguard station, lifeguard stations, on duty, sign, signs, unattractive, ugly, beauty, handsome, good-looking, beautiful, stereotype, stereotypes, summer job, summer jobs
Ok, Mr. Lipshy... What about now? Better or worse?
Top-Secret Weapon #793-B
Tags:weapon, weapons, weaponised, weaponized, worst, worse, culture, cultures, low culture, ishtar, edsels, edsel, ugly, damage, damaging, damages, miniskirts, fashion, fashions, fashionista, 1969, coke, world journal tribune, newspaper, newspapers, worst of humanity, war, wars, missile, missiles, products, product, unsuccessful, weapons of mass destruction, weapon of mass destruction, bomb, bombs, army, armies
"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."
Tags:science, pets, consumerism, bargain, bargains, bargain price, bargain prices, genetics, genes, amoeba, amoebas, pet, new pet, new pets, walk, walks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, exercise, exercises, exercising, neighborhood walk, neighbourhood walks, ugly, ugly pet, ugly pets, microbiologist, microbiologists, microbiology, mankoff
"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."
Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.
"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"
Tags:put-on, put-ons, groucho glasses, eyeglasses, spectacle, spectacles, glasses, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, style, styles, stylish, prank, pranks, pranking, fake glasses, reading glasses, flatter, flatters, flattering, unflattering, ugly, ugliness, custom, custom fitting, custom fittings
'Promise not to touch you for a lift'.
'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'
Tags:frankenstein, frankensteins monster, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, beauty, handsome, vain, zit, zits, spot, spots, pimple, pimples, date, dates, looks, looking, looker, lookers, looked, good looking, ugly, problems, unattractive, attractive, story, stories, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'
Gary's sideview mirrors,,,
"I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking."