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Malfunction at the boy-band factory.
'I'm not tall/dark/handsome/personable/witty...but I'm rich as hell!'
"I just don't think you would be happy working here."
'Oedipus is a nice guy, but he has a face only a mother could love.'
'It's nothing personal, Finnegan ? I'm firing all unattractive male personnel.'
Especially for the plug ugly - non-mirroring mirror. (Reflection shows pleasant looking man).
"Will you, Gloria Lusbody, take Norman Moneybags for, er, everything he has?"
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"Mr pendergast here is the expert who will help us to target a widely neglected group of customers - ugly fat men with floppy breasts."
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Green card available here (Rio Grande)
Deformed and damaged.
'You know Mary, under this frightful appearance, a poet's hart is beating... and his kidneys... and his liver... and his bladder...'
'Mr Psychiatrist, You say I'm insane. With all due respect, I'd like to hear a second opinion... - All right... YOU'RE UGLY AS WELL!!'
'Women want tall, dark, handsome men.' - 'What if you're not tall, dark, or handsome?' - 'Why would anybody choose to be short, pale, and unattractive?' - 'What if it wasn't a choice?' - 'You've lost me.' - 'Gah.'
Peel asked me on a date. - 'Is Peel the cutie from I.T.?' - 'Heh.' - 'No, he sits opposite him.' - 'The short tubby one?' - 'Eh?' - 'Yep.' - 'You poor thing!' - 'Hey! I'm stocky!!' -
'The fact is, I feel pretty good about myself.' 'You're kidding, right?'
Lucy is having second thoughts about this blind date.
'What do you mean you're in two minds about me?' (He's boring...ugly too).
"Every time I meet an attractive woman, I hear 'you're such a nice guy' and never hear from her again. What do you think is my deal?'
'Hey, aren't you worried about onion breath?'
'Was it love at first sight? Well, what do you think?'
Mr Big Man's ShopMr Ugly Man's Shop.
'I'd like to examine you. Unfortunately, I'm not a vet.'
'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'
Video Dating Service.
'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'