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'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'
Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.
"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"
We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!
"Apparently you have to pay bankers HUGE bonuses or else there'e a danger that the people who've dragged the economy to the edge of an ABYSS and wrecked the lives of TENS OF THOUSANDS may go and work somewhere else!"
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"Nothing to worry about...our economy is in much better shape than THEIRS!"
'Apparently if the banks don't pay top whack then senior staff will go off and bugger up someone else's business.'
Budget House of Cards
"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."
"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes', well we're the bank that likes to say ****off."
'Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.'
Bank Stress Test
"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"
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"What the heck is this reinvent stuff all about?"
"Brexit could lead to ARMAGEDDON for the pensions industry..."
'I've just spoken to the Chancellor - we've got to turn it off.'
'It's odd, I keep cutting it, but it still refuses to get better!'
Brexit and the pound
'You'll find the UK down there!'
Prime Minister promises a crackdown on bankers bonuses.
'OK, it's your turn to stand by the pilot light.'
UK supermarket to employ 20,000: 'Don't forget madam, if you spend over ?40 we'll give you a member of staff to take home with you.'