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'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'
"Toss me, you chump! I've got "Little Mermaid" tickets for 8:00 o'clock!"
When the revolution comes, umpires will rule baseball.
The old 'good ump, bad ump' ploy.
Various degrees of 'out' and the corresponding behaviour of umpires.
'Psssst! Ump! Wrong way!'
'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'
The ump had a hunch that Buchanan was throwing a spitball.
"That umpire is terrible! What's his name?"
Umpire School Taking A Ball Four.