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"Rise & shine!" - Product 19
'Let 'em go. They're joggers. Nothing but gristle and bones.'
"Oh, I'll eat it, but I sure as heck won't wag my tail..."
Cow Pies $5
"Sorry it took so long. I'm the only one without hepatitis."
"I'll have number four, "None of the above."
"That which doesn't kill you might give you stomach trouble."
"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."
"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"
"Trust me sir. I wouldn't ask to see the chef if I were you, he'll only put you off your food."
"I usually have no problem eating pretty much anything, but your breakfast is really unappealing..."
'Now that you've taken a bite would you like to know what it is?'
"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"
'You're lucky you can't read.'
"That's right and you should have seen what they took out of his stomach once they got him to hospital - That big it was!"