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"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
Tags:appropriate, good, evil, hell, devils, religion, myths, demons, legends, modern life, ethics, morality, philosophy, bad, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, inappropriate, distinguish, distinguishes, distinguishing, conscience, consciences, demon, demonic, legend, certain, certainty, uncertain, uncertainty
"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."
Tags:religion, religious, death, dead, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, limbo, purgatory, nothingness, uncertain, unspecified, unknown, phased out, gone, hold, holding, on hold, holds, time, waiting, technology, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, calls, call, calling, customer service, service
"On the other hand, it's not like I wake up every morning thinking, Omigod, I wish I had a giant wooden horse."
"I'm not proposing marriage, but I'm not ruling it out, either."
"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
Tags:poison oak, poison ivy, plant, plants, identification, id, iding, identifying, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, botany, botanist, botanists, uncertain, uncertainty, woods, forest, walk, walks, walking, confused, confusion, toxic, poison, poisons, poisonous plant, poisonous plants, rash, rashes, identity crisis, identity crises, identity
"Is that it? I don't have my contacts in."
Tags:contacts, contact lens, contact lenses, vision, vision problem, vision problems, vision trouble, vision troubles, focus, out of focus, blur, blurry, fantasy, uncertain, uncertainty, quest, quests, fantasy, fantasies, direction, directions, ask directions, asking directions, eyesight, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses
"How much do you tip your genie?"
Tags:genie, genies, tip, tips, tipping, tipping culture, magic lamp, magic lamps, oil lamp, oil lamps, faux pas, uncertain, uncertainty, social awkwardness, socially awkward, expectation, expectations, social expectation, social expectations, social norm, social norms, social obligation, social obligations
'I say we just take out that squiggly green thing and see how he is tomorrow.'
'Look, It's not that I don't think he's mine, Sylvia. It's just that... Well, the doctor said I have a low-thread count.'
Tags:parent, parents, parental, towel, towels, cloth, cloths, washing, line, lines, peg, pegs, clothes, hang, hangs, hanging, hanger, hangers, doctor, doctors, paternity, paternities, uncertain, uncertainty, confirm, confirms, confirmation, confirmations, doubt, doubts, thread, threads, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Nightstand for the Self-Employed
Tags:self employed, self employment, self-employed, self-employment, anxiety, anxieties, fear, fears, anxiety disorder, overworked, overworking, uncertain, uncertainty, working from home, working for yourself, monster, monsters, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, monster under the bed, the monster under the bed, insomnia, insomniac, sleep deprived, sleep deprivation, exhausted, exhaustion
"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."
'The monitors all show that you're dead... but to be sure, we'll need to run some more tests.'
"Don't give me too much, I'm not good with money."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, bank, banks, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, heist, heists, bank heist, banking heist, banking heists, stickup, stickups, sticking up, bad with money, irresponsible, irresponsibility, uncertain, uncertainty, distrustful, untrustworthy, criminal, criminals, career criminal, career criminals, overpay, overpays, overpaying
"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to Conservative."
Tags:religion, religious, religious politics, judaism, reform judaism, orthodox judaism, conservative judaism, masorti judaism, denomination, denominations, congregation, congregations, decision, decisions, deciding, choosing, choice, choices, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, unsure, uncertain, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged
A house with a For Sale sign out in front that reads "Might be for sale".
Tags:house, houses, home, homes, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, for sale, sign, signs, signage, uncertain, unsure, moving house, moving
"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."
Tags:parent, parents, parental advice, advice book, advice books, tip, tips, trick, tricks, hint, hints, reassurance, reassured, self-conscious, self-consciousness, insecure, insecurity, sarcasm, sarcastic, dad, dads, father, fathers, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, new parent, new parents, uncertain, uncertainty, raising children, instruction, instructions, instruction book, instruction books
The Haberdashery Triptych - the Barneys Collection, New York
Tags:fashion, art, museums, triptych, triptychs, art history, art historian, art historians, painting, paintings, painter, painters, shopping, suit, suits, new suit, new suits, expensive suit, expensive suits, changing room, changing rooms, mirror, mirrors, full length mirror, full length mirrors, shame, sense of shame, fashion advice, uncertain, uncertainty, suit, three piece suit, three piece suits, mankoff
'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'
The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.
Tags:christopher columbus, columbus, round, round world, flat, flat world, world is flat, horizon, horizons, horizon line, horizon lines, flat earth, 1492, explorer, explorers, doubt, doubtful, private doubt, private doubts, private thought, private thoughts, nagging doubt, nagging doubts, uncertain, uncertainty, exploration, globe, globes, earth, columbus day
"He would have disappeared long ago had I not had the foresight when we first married to have a tracking device implanted in his left buttock."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, husband vs. wife, disappear, disappeared, tracking, tracking device, tracking devices, gps, locating device, locating devices, tracker, trackers, buttock, buttocks, technology, implant, implants, implanted, foresight, insecurity, insecure, worried, anxious, uncertain, run away, escape, pet, pets, stay together
"She's been a woman of indeterminate age for a very long time."
Tags:ageing, getting old, beauty standards, cosmetic surgery, indeterminate age, vain, vanity, social pressure, social expectation, social expectations, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations, gender issue, gender issues, uncertain, uncertainty, gender equality, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, gender inequality, guessing age, guessing ages, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious
"Are you married to the name?"
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, name, names, naming, circle, circles, square, squares, geometry, shape, shapes, wheel, wheels, invention of the wheel, transportation, unsure, uncertain, language, english
"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."
Tags:chicken, squirrel, chickens, squirrels, roadkill, road kill, farm animal, farm animals, crossing the road, crosses the road, cross the road, road crossing, road crossings, decisive, decisiveness, uncertain, uncertainty, indecisive, indecisiveness, stop, stops, stopping, stopping halfway, stops halfway, rethink, rethinks, rethinking, joke, jokes, classic joke, classic jokes
'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'
"For some reason, I'm getting nicer. Where will it end?"