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"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."
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'Nothing, honey, except flare up unexpectedly and cause a lot of trouble. Sort of like your uncle.'
The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.
Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
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'My nephew needed a job, and this is his only skill.'
"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
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Uncle Murray Weekly
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Uncle Murray Weekly
'It's from my long-lost uncle in Nigeria.'
'Your uncle left everything to Charity... So far we haven't been able to locate her.'
"That's my uncle Peter - notice how the eyes follow your breasts wherever you go."
'That's your Uncle Joe. He's the black sheet of the family.'
Uncle Mike's advanced leprosy gave this game a whole new meaning.
"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."
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'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'
Happy Meals for Grown Ups
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'I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my Uncle Marty, a very smart fellow.'
"If ye parent's knew yer uncle let ye smoke...they'd kill me!"
The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney
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'We have some bad news...your uncle was smashed.'
'I'm not an ant...I'm an uncle.'
'Okay everybody, SMILE!'
"Just a warning, kids. Uncle Paul's been stockpiling puns and he's not afraid to use them."
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'Dad, is it possible for an alien to take over a person's body?' 'I'm not sure. Although it would explain a lot about your uncle...'