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"Honey! Netflix is streaming your dead uncle Edgar."
"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."
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'Nothing, honey, except flare up unexpectedly and cause a lot of trouble. Sort of like your uncle.'
The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.
Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
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'My nephew needed a job, and this is his only skill.'
"Your father & I are the last generation to remember life before pandemic' blah-blah-blah!"
"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
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Uncle Murray Weekly
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Uncle Murray Weekly
Tags:ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, family tree, family trees, relative, relatives, relation, relations, family, family life, family-life, extended family, extended families, uncle, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, tribe, tribes, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistory, family historian, family historians, family history
'It's from my long-lost uncle in Nigeria.'
'Your uncle left everything to Charity... So far we haven't been able to locate her.'
Uncles of the Holidays
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"That's my uncle Peter - notice how the eyes follow your breasts wherever you go."
'That's your Uncle Joe. He's the black sheet of the family.'
Uncle Mike's advanced leprosy gave this game a whole new meaning.
"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."
Tags:will, wills, last will and testament, last will and testimony, estate, estates, heir, heirs, heirloom, heirlooms, will reading, will readings, inherit, inheritance, nephew, nephews, uncle, uncles, irony, ironic, property, properties, beach house, beach houses, beach home, beach homes, climate change, global warming, climate change deny, climate change denier, deny, denier, climate change denial
'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'
Happy Meals for Grown Ups
Tags:children's meal, childrens meal, children's meals, childrens meals, adults, menu, menus, fast food, menu option, menu options, treat, treats, ideal, ideal menu, ideal menus, new age, new ager, new agers, uncle, uncles, favorite meal, favorite meals, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite, favourites, grandmothers, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, snack, snacks, snacking
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'I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my Uncle Marty, a very smart fellow.'
Dear Uncle Drosselmeyer, thanks for the cool nutcracker...
"If ye parent's knew yer uncle let ye smoke...they'd kill me!"
The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney
Tags:deal, dealmaker, deal maker, deal makers, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, uncle, uncles, chitchat, idle chitchat, chat, chats, chatting, small talk, funny story, funny stories, butter up, butters up, buttering up, meeting, meetings, business lunch, business lunches, business dinner, business dinners