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"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
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'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'
"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."
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At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."
Tags:blotto, very drunk, drunk, drunken, drink, drinks, drinking, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, barmaid, barmaids, alcohol, alcoholic drink, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic drinks, alcoholic beverages, straight up, no ice, incompetent, incompetents, incompetency, oblivion, oblivious, unaware, unconscious, intoxicated, intoxication, intoxicating, drunks, customer, customers, customer service, drinker, drinkers, lounge, lounges, shot, shots, double shot, double shots
Coma for twenty years
"You owe me five bucks."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, bad date, bad dates, marriage, marriages, married life, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, k.o., ko, knockout, out cold, unconscious, knocked out, tip, tips, rescued, rescuer, rescuer, rescuing, helpful
"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."
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Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.
"That's what I love about New York—people leave you alone."
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'Wait ‘til you see the video I uploaded of you coming out of anesthesia. It's HILARIOUS!'
"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."
"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."
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Tags:freud, freudian slip, freudian slips, unconscious, unconscious thought, unconscious thoughts, slide, slides, sliding, slip, slips, slipping, secret, secrets, thought, thoughts, id, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyze, psychoanalyzes, psychoanalyzing, analyst, analyists, playground, playgrounds, play, plays, playing, recess
'How long have you been having these blackouts?'
"He was right, the Sky was falling."
'Dave, I dropped my lunch box. Could you please look for it? Dave ... '
'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'
"He's doing great—he'll be back in a vegetative state in no time."
'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'
The conscious and unconscious are constantly at war with each other...
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"Beware of the Rack Rats"
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'You'll be awake during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the FDA.'
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