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The Walking Fred
"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."
Zombie stand up
"...I....I'm a... life insurances...erm...salesman..."
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"That one just paid off college! Let's eat his brains!"
'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'
'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'
"One senior and one undead."
'Daylight Savings Time claims another victim.'
'....I read somewhere that consuming raw flesh could be bad for your health. And given our current state of decomposition, this may not be such a good idea.'
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'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'
'According to you records you're actually dead.'
Nutrition classes for zombies.
"I'll have to call you back. I gotta run... or fly..."
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After the whole 'Zombie apocalypse' debacle, God fires Death.
"This calls for some spooky music."
"Did you hear that, Dave? She just told me to drop dead!"
Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.
Day of the Living Quarterly Report Accountants.
"I don't feel immortal until I've had my coffee."
"So this is why you hide up here at the North Pole all year!!"
'That's a no-brainer, Tom.'
'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'
'Aw, mom, really? Brains again?'
'A vampire bat! No kidding!'