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"I'll tell you what this election is about. It's about homework and pitiful allowances, and having to clean your room. It's also about candy, and ice cream, and staying up late."
"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."
'Yeah, right...Beat it, kid.'
"It's not discriminating, I just don't believe he's 18!"
"The quickest way to spot young people drinking is to tell 'em there's broccoli in it."
"Double gin and tonic please."
'Ewe are baa-ed!'
'Technically speaking, though, isn't Eve under age?'
'I'll need to see some ID.'
"Do you remember when I said you should always listen to me? Well, there are times you shouldn't listen to me."
'Oh yeh? Well I'm gonna have to see some ID.'
'Er...ummm, yeah, twenty-one. Sure, I'm twenty one.'
'Sorry, two nine year olds is not the same as an eighteen year old.'
'If she's under eighteen you'll have to throw her back.'
Sign points out cigarette-buying age limit. Wrinkled man says to teenager: 'I'm underage too, but luckily I've been on 40 a day since I was 10.'