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"I punched way, way too far up."
"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"
Skiers in ski masks are stopped at gunpoint
"You have the right to remain silent, you are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have the right to be here. And, whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."
Tags:miranda rights, miranda warning, miranda warnings, under arrest, arrest, arrested, arresting, read your rights, read him his rights, right to remain silent, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, police, law enforcement, desiderata, max ehrmann, ehrmann, poetry, poet, poets, literature, american literature
"How about the eighteenth? That's the day my electronic anklet comes off."
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, crimes, criminal, criminals, electronic anklet, ankle bracelet, ankle bracelets, monitor, monitors, house arrest, arrested, under arrest, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, schedule, scheduling, appointment, appointments, law, laws, law and order
"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, shopper, shoppers, customer, customers, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, arresting, under arrest, threat, threats, threatening, death threat, death threats, uttering threats, violent, violence, tomato, tomatoes, figure of speech, wordplay, word play
"How's everything tonight? Can I start you off with a summons for parking on the sidewalk?"
Tags:parking violation, traffic violation, traffic cop, traffic police, crimes, criminal, criminals, under arrest, arrested, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, policemen, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dining, parking ticket, parking tickets, summons, summons to court, bad driver, bad drivers, bad driving
"Above all do not open your sealed test booklets until you are told to do so!"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, invigilator, invigilators, proctor, proctors, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, test, tests, testing, test booklet, test booklets, exam, exams, examination, examinations, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, under arrest, arresting, nervous, nerves, anxious, anxiety, scared, fearful, too late, breaking the rules
"I'm sorry, he's not in right now but he'll get back to you as soon as he makes bail."
"Hey! You're pinching me!"
Tags:elephant, elephants, rogue elephant, rogue elephants, solitary, split from the pack, alone, violent, unpredictable, arrest, arrested, under arrest, criminal, criminals, rogue, rogues, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, handcuffed, cuffed, handcuffs, pun, puns, play on words, wordplay
"The charge is driving without a tree."
"Your first perp walk, Your Honor?"
Tags:judge, judges, crimes, white-collar, white-collar crime, white collar crime, white collar, fbi, f.b.i., scandal, scandals, perp walk, perp walks, law enforcement, police, police officer, police officers, hiding, cop, cops, federal bureau of investigation, government, governments, arrest, arrested, under arrest
Employee of the Month
Tags:employee, employees, employer, employers, employment, job, jobs, award, awards, reward, rewards, acknowledgement, acknowledgements, crimes, criminal, criminals, police, police officer, police officers, mug shot, mug shots, arrested, under arrest, jail, jails, inmate, inmates, cop, cops, picture, pictures
"I've seen it a thousand times: Child star. Newfound fame. Drug addiction. Rock bottom."
Tags:police, policemen, policewoman, policeman, policewomen, cops, cop, authority, authorities, criminal, criminals, delinquent, delinquency, delinquents, arrested, arrest, under arrest, child star, child stars, famous, famous kid, famous child, famous children, famous kids, child actor, child actors, animated, animation, animated movie, animated movies, animated film, animated films, animated character, animated characters, breaking the law, breaking laws, off the rails, down the wrong path
Child arrested for picking his nose (and eating it).
"Frisk him, knock him around a little, steal his money, plant the evidence on him, and then read him his rights."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, police corruption, police brutality, police violence, planting evidence, plant evidence, planted evidence, steal, steals, rob, theft, frisk, frisking, frisked, miranda rights, read him his rights, arrest, arrested, under arrest, arresting, arrests
'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save it for the hair judge."
"What makes him the bad cop is that he's in the wrong interrogation room and he just gave you my doughnut."
'Right son...you're knicked!'
'You have the right to remain silent...'
An art forger? How dare you! I am an Henri Matisse tribute act!
'Is it because I used to be black?' (Michael Jackson getting arrested).
"The perp walks are killing us."
Tags:sports, sport, baseball, perp walk, perpetrator, perpetrator walk, crimes, criminal, criminals, law, laws, law and order, police, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, authority, authorities, drug, drug dealer, drug dealers, doing drugs, steroid, steroids, roids, juice, juicing, arrest, arrested, under arrest