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"I see by your resume that you've got a big problem with formatting."
"I want you to switch from alchemy and shape-shifting to job creation."
"Wow, that sounds like a hell of an investment to me!"
Multiple Personality Psychiatrists
"I spy something red."
"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."
"Bring in everything we've got on long division."
UK Street - 9 Gcse's, 4 A levels, 1 Degree, 0 Jobs.
'I see by your resume, you're from ALL walks of life...'
Employment office: 'Which resume do you suggest I leave- the one where I'm overqualified, or the one that I'm underqualified?'
'I've had some replies to those job applications I sent off.'
'It appears that you've taken every precaution, so as not to become over qualified.'
'I didn't graduate from high school, but I do watch educational tv all the time.'
'Actually, we're looking for someone who's willing to start at the bottom and stay there.'