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"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."
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"That wasn't me, officer. That was the liquor driving."
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It was the bottom of the fifth, and the bases were loaded.
"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."
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"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
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"This may just be the booze talking here, but... Fhsdfulsdajnnv;zkjdptthhhhhhhpbt!"
"Come on...Let me take you home. you're in no condition to crawl."
'Felton, rumour has it you've been using performance enhancing drugs.'
Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.
"Of course I'm drunk. I need the courage to drive this thing."
Sobriety Test for Circus Performers
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Justin Bieber getting angry behind the wheel.
"That's Beethoven's 9th, I reckon he's had enough!"
"I was in Congress, and they got me for 'legislating under the influence.'"
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'I'm very discerning... I only use Waterford crystal meth.'
'I miss the beer talking.'
'Speaking of high and outside, your brother is at the door.'
Drunk? Come in and get a tattoo!
You must be this high to enter.
'That day I promised you a raise... I was heavily medicated.'
'Hit me again. I can still remember my name.'
'You still up? It must be Tuesday or Wednesday!'
Little man in big man's pocket.
Ted gets nabbed driving under the influence of Leo Buscaglia.
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