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'Our marriage has been so successful because we are open to each others' points of view, and we always think for ourselves... isn't that right, honey?'
'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'
'I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me to do.'
'I told my boss that you told me to ask him for a raise. And he told me to tell you no.'
You are here.
"Yes Dear, Yes Dear, Yes Dear"
'Can't do it, Hal, The wife's got me on a short leash,'
Slave to love.
'OK poodles, time for walkies.'
'So, it's true, your wife does walk all over you.'
"You can go to the anarchist rally when you've finished the dishes."
'This is actually our biggest selling cake decoration!'
Woman looking in the 'improving him' section rather than the 'self-improvement' section.
'I am the lady of the house - well only when my wife is out, you understand.'
I insisted the stupid vacuum cleaner Fred bought for my birthday come with a special labor-saving attachment...him!
"Could my husband please come to the diary room..."
'Stand up straight!'
'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!
'My mother, the teacher, the drill sergeant, my boss and now you... where's my antenna? I feel remote-controlled'!
'Where does the man wear his ring - why, under the thumb, silly!'
'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'
'I think it's for you, George - sounds like nagging.'
"I wish you wouldn't interrupt when we're trying to decide which channel to watch"
" and my husband will have..."
Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.