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"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
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Acme Discount Life Vests
Death in Venice.
'Yes we made mistakes in the past, but it's all water over the bridge now'
Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure
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Octopus juggling balls.
King Neptune / neptune getting clunked on the head by an anchor from a boat above.
'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'
Lost and foundering: 'Can I help you?'
"This is just as well -- Back home, my mortgage is under water."
"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."
"I don't get it -- what's so bad about a mortgage being under water?"
Diver holding up sign saying, 'The plumber's here'.
Bob was drowning in debt - and in his newly renovated bathroom.
'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias' ..Wait till I tell the others..'
New Riverside Flood Plain Housing Development
"Well, we didn't get the new flood barrier!"
'This card's being rejected too. I'm sorry, but you've lost your credibility.'
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"
'I think he wants you to play ball!'
'The exams were under water, below c!'
'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'
'He may not look like much now, but in his day, your father was quite a catch.'