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'Can Simon come out to buy the alcohol, please?'
'Yeah, right...Beat it, kid.'
"Gimme that! You must've gotten one of the adult eggs!"
"You check too many IDs. Stop operating on the assumption that anyone wearing a team jersey can't possibly be a full grown man."
"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."
"Sorry, under 18 not served."
'Ok, Rick, a couple more rings and I'm legal.'
"Got any I.D.?""No, but I've got my ego and super-ego."
Caterpillars Try To Get Served In a Butterfly Bar.
'Have you any I.D. to prove you are over 18?'
'Better make it pork scratchings and lemonade for the pooch-he's not 18 yet!'
'No Beaujolais? What do you mean, no Beaujolais?! What kind of joint is this??!'
'I haven't been given a swizzle stick in a gin & tonic since I was five years old.'
"Well, he does have a point - it doesn't mention a maximum recommended daily allowance of alcohol for children."
B"Well that's just encouraging me to binge drink."
"Sorry, I can't serve your bird...that would be contributing to the delinquency of a mynah!"