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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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"Everything, I take it, will be al dente."
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"Is everything O.K.?"
"The thing is, Jeremy -- I'm al dente and you're a wet noodle."
"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."
'Are you the one whose meat was undercooked?'
"It's right when you think it's done, but it's not done, that it's most dangerous."
"Would you mind cooking my calamari a bit longer?"
Burnt or Raw?
'Remember, the bits that still move are the best!'
'The pigeon is a little undercooked I think!'
'Well you asked for Al dente.'
'Yes, but the carrots are still hard.'
'Waiter! I think this crab is underdone.'
"No, dear. This meal isn't undercooked, you just haven't burnt it, for a change."
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"We've come to collect the leftovers from the meal you cooked last night. It's for the autopsy..."
"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!"
'The squid seems a bit underdone.'
'Did your order the soup in a hurry?'
'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'
'How's the oxtail soup?'
'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'
'Meat cooked? Yes, but the carrots are hard.'