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I've already got a diagnosis from homedoc.com, but I thought I'd see you for a second opinion!
'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'
"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."
"We're going to have to let you go. I've just bought a better version of you online that's 25% better for half the cost."
"I guarantee we can find them cheaper online."
Robot Parts $5
New weight and fortune machine costing 5C installed next to fortune teller advertising services for $10.
'Man, this guy's killing me!'
'I can do that job for even less.'
'You have heard of the 99 cent download. Well, I invented the 98 cent download.'
Supermarket Price Wars.
"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."
"Well, Baldo, I finally did it."
'We make money the old-fashioned way... first we undercut the competition into bankruptcy, and then we jack up the prices!'
"Oh no! It's Dis-Count Dracula!!"
"How come airlines think they should get aid when we don't?"