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Overcrowded Schools: Three Proposals.
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Underfunded Police Dept: 'Continue to resist and I'll be forced to rub my feet on this piece of carpet and touch you.'
"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"
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"Yes, it's true that Social Security could run out of funds. But that shouldn't worry you...at your age you'll be long dead by then!"
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Office of Management and Budget and Mandatory Cuts
Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'
"The bad news that he was knocked down by an ambulance but the good news is that it's done wonders for our response times!"
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"Apparently we're to use our fictitious budget to employ some non-existent social workers to reach our imaginary safe staffing levels."
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"I think they may be ready for discharge now!"
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"Budget cuts- I'm good cop and bad cop."
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"We're out of flu shots."
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"I'm from Doctors Without Offices."
'Since you can do things with one hand tied behind you, this underfunded project is perfect for you.'
Please help: National Endowment for the Arts
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'This next song is about how dreams really can come true.'
'Sure we're underfunded, but we manage!'
The doctor is after the money
"Sorry, I'm late. My train was delayed."
Using public transport- only protected
"Welcome to the NHS hotline...you are currently 5,274 in the queue...please take a seat..."
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"Reading and writing are important, Kevin. Our teacher says we need to write letters to the newspaper editor demanding more school funding."
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"Maybe I could win more budget fights if we had a plan to arm us school administrators."
Tags:budget, budget meeting, budget meetings, arm teachers, arming teachers, school administrator, school administrators, school, school district, school districts, shooting, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, defensive measure, defensive measures, annual budget, annual budgets, underfunded, underfunding