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Mental Health Care
"All social work staff are now required to have appropriate qualifications...Norman's is in accountancy!"
"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"
"Budget cuts- I'm good cop and bad cop."
"If bankers can count, how come they have six windows and only two tellers?"
"I won't tempt Ms. Sims to contribute to the teacher shortage."
"Hello! You look very healthy from here. Well, off to my next patient. See you next time."
'Sorry, we're shorthanded - please pass over the scalpel...'
Working at a hospital
"Dear caller, unfortunately our hotline is short staffed. Please soliloquize."
"I'll be your waiter, folks, and I hope you'll be patient. We're a little short-handed tonight."
'Sorry to keep you waiting, Mr Glootson - we're very short staffed right now.'
'How could anyone think that this department is under staffed?'
We're understaffed so I'm playing both good cop and bad cop.
'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'
Empty missing persons, desk
"We are a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"
"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"