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"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
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Tonight's English as a second language class has been cancelled,
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I've got worms!
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Secrets of Adulthood.
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"I wish this bench was in front of something I understood."
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Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
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Man About To Swat Fly With Live Frog
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"Come along, son. We are at but the beginning of a long and arduous journey."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, toy, toy store, toy stores, girl, girls, women, understand, understands, understanding, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, journey, journeys, long journey, long journeys, dad, dads, son, sons, kid, kids, talk, talks, conversation, conversations, chat, chats, father-son chat, father-son chats, grow up, grows up, growing up, come of age, coming of age
"You don't need to understand—just go get a goddam bicycle pump."
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Get-Well Cards For Moods
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"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."
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"To return to the original menu say say 'Goddam son of a bitch!'"
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"You're the only one who sees the real me."
'I finally understand what my father meant when he said, 'someday, son, you'll see the big picture'.'
"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."
"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."
"Did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."
"I want to thank all of you for a fair trial and if you're ever up Leavenworth way don't fail to drop in and see me."
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'There is no one who understands me.'
'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'
'What part of etc, etc, etc don't you understand?'
'Hnoey, it's ncie to hvae a rielhastiop wtih smoenoe who can atuclaly utrednsnad me.' 'I konw waht you maen.'
Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'
"I regret that my poor choice of words caused some people to understand what I was saying."
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