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Pollyanna in Hell.
Orpheus And Eurydice In Connecticut
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"A bunch of us are going to Hell for the after-party. Care to join?"
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"Okay, you're in, and you're in, and you're in. . . actually, you're all in."
Nickel-and-dimed to death.
Quit complaining. You're not the only one around here who feels burnt out.
'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'
'Thanks, you're an angel!'
'Still think tough times never last?'
"I told you we should've taken a right about 100 feet back."
Games in Hell
"Today's special is the same as always: broiled soul."
'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'
"It's not the heat - it's the air quality."
Driving To Hell and Back
"Where we're going, is there free wifi?"
"I hope you're not a lawyer or a politician. We're trying to diversify down here."
"I always wondered where old tires end up!"
"You say you're feeling insecure and unloved? Of course. Everyone here is insecure and and unloved."
"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."
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"The colonoscopy isn't your eternal punishment...the prep is."
"I'm not happy to be here either, but having you end up here was on my bucket list."
"It says we have to cut back on fossil fuels."
"There's an enormous amount of pressure not to slip up and do something nice."
"It's shameful how people treat books! Someone circled a swamp in New Jersey and wrote 'Hoffa' beside it!"
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