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"I have to admit, I've never seen anyone list 'cleaning out my desk' as a job skill."
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The world's most unemployable family
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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
Tags:m.b.a., mba, degree, degrees, master of business of administration, home school, homeschool, homeschooling, home schooling, homeschooled, home schooled, homeschooling problems, home schooling problems, education, education level, education levels, student, students, job interview, interviewer, interviewers, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, job hunting, job search, job, jobs, work, career, careers, unemployed, unemployment, unemployable, resume, cv, c.v., proud parent, proud parents, exaggeration, exaggerated, embellishment, embellish, hyperbole, false, fake, business, business degree, university, university degree, university degrees, college, college degree, college degrees, hire, hiring, achievement, achievements
"I've been sent home with unemployable-like symptoms."
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Too Good for Most Jobs
Tired and Lazy
Tags:unemployed, unemployable, unemployment, fired, laid off, made redundant, redundant, redundancy, low energy, lazy, sluggish, lethargic, depression, mental health, depressed, anxiety, anxious, tired, sleepy, stressed, middle age, middle aged, graphic tees, graphic t-shirt, graphic t-shirts, loiter, loitering, burned out, running on empty, hopeless
Jobs for graduates
Tags:graduate, graduates, overqualified, starting jobs, starting job, shelf stacker, shelf stacking, job, jobs, graduate jobs, graduate job, low wages, low wage, economy, part time work, degree, degrees, university degree, job market, unemployable, lack of experience, advanced mathematics, counting tins, counting beans, humiliation, humiliating, undignified, dignity, pride, swallow your pride, swallowing pride
"Good evening. I'm George Graham, Harvard '71. I have an A.B. cum laude in physics, and I can recommend the roast duck unreservedly."
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Employment - 'I've tried public and private. Got any other sectors?'
'It's reality CV'
"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."
Tags:monster, monsters, myth, myths, legend, legends, vampire, vampires, dracula, bram stoker, age, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, immortal, immortality, ageism, hiring, hire, unemployed, unemployment, age discrimination, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job, jobs, unemployable
Leap of Faith
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'That's as maybe, mister Frimley, but there's still no such thing as inner-child benefit.'
'I'm not a hard worker but I'm willing to take the blame for whatever you want.'
'Should we tell him?'
'Okay I'm just going to leave the 'skills' part blank.'
Unemployable white male heterosexual - please help.
It seems only yesterday I had a wife, a job, a home...and now what have I got? A big zip.
'Sorry, but I have to put 'Orca': Who would hire a 'Killer Whale'?...'
'Did you get the promotion?'
"The boss kicked me up the corporate ladder and I fell off!"
"I'm not convinced that you are actively seeking work."