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"I've stopped looking for work, which, I believe, helps the economic numbers."
"I don't like six per-cent unemployment, either. But I can live with it."
"I've stopped carrying a briefcase. I don't like to flaunt my employment."
'Go out and find a job! And while you're at it, see if you can find me a job too!'
'I can't speak for everyone in the 99%, but around here things are still pretty lousy.'
'I'm happy to report that the position has been narrowed down to you and 958 other people.'
"Do you remember how much money we had five years ago?"
"After a decade of war, are you still experiencing tough times & nightmarish stress?"
Bees to Honey.
Hamsters discussing the economy
President's Day Sale.
'So, tell me about your biggest weakness...for example, wanting to be paid money.'
'I'm guessing this means we're finished with stimulus?'
The Ekert Saga: 'Uh...How is niceness a scourge?...Now there's a million unemployed lawyers, right?'
Volunteers and Unemployment.
'Oh, yeah? I bet my father has been out of work longer than your father!'
"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"
'You have reached a non-working number at the State Unemployment Office.'
Help a patriot! I stopped looking for work to help the unemployment figures look good.
"Of course I worry about big job losses. I have a big job."
'I don't know what these humans are doing wrong, apart from the odd kidnapping we have zero unemployment.'
Welcome to our city! A great place to live, work and be laid off!
"We're exporting our jobs to the third world."