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"We've discovered an Earth-like planet capable of sustaining an unemployment rate similar to our own."
"And the Lord said, 'They shall gradually, so as not to cause unemployment, beat their swords into plowshares.'"
"Great news folks! Unemployment has just dropped to 9%. We can all relax and feel good now!"
"Don't think of us as losing our jobs. Think of us as swelling the ranks of the unemployed."
Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.
'Which issue do you think should be most pressing for Washington? A. Debt B. Sequester C. Filibuster.'
Welcome to Mudville: No retail stores, No printed media (too much competition on the net), Unemployment rate 80% (jobs went overseas), No Industry (overseas).
"This is our bestseller!"
Spain: Double European champions.
'My goal is to eliminate poverty. From now on we'll call it 'Negative Wealth.''
Unemployment aids military recruitment.
'I looked forward to retirement. Now, thanks to the economy, I'm looking at re-hirement.'
'I think what this city really needs is a few less bums on seats.'
"Jobs? No, wrong planet."
'It says here President Obama calls the unemployment rate sobering. 'That's funny, it makes me want to drink.'
Bill and Hillary pay for the wedding...
Vultures - Jobs Growth.
'Can you dance?'
"But on the bright side, this place has a thriving economy and a 0% unemployment rate."
"But on the bright side, this place has a thriving economy and 0% unemployment rate."