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"When your profile said you were a ball player this isn't exactly what I had in mind."
"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
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"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?"
Tags:poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, plastic bag, plastic bags, plastic, bag, bags, juan olivarez, whimsy, whimsical, whimsies, plastic ban, plastic bans, single use plastic, single use plastics, single-use plastic, single-use plastics, unexpected, unexpectedness, literary figure, literary figures
Photocopier Paper Plane
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A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, passenger, passengers, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, animal, animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, bovine, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming, crossing the road, crossing, crossings, unexpected, rural, countryside, country living, country life, rural life
"Tiny Grand Piano From Outer Space!"
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Tags:criminal, criminals, investigation, investigations, detective, detectives, police, policing, policed, shot, shooting, shoots, murder, murders, chalk, figure, outline, outlines, suspect, suspects, crime scene, crimes, unexpected, surprise, shoot, shootings, absurd, ridiculous, art, criminal, criminals, chalk fight
The (literal) birth of Venus.
Tags:art, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, famous artist, famous artists, famous painter, famous painters, the birth of venus, botticelli, renaissance, italian, obstetrics, obstetrician, obstetricians, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, births, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health, health care, healthcare, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, dad, dads, new dad, new dads, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, expectant father, expectant fathers, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, family, families, baby, babies, having a baby, pregnancy, unexpected, greek, roman, mythology, myth, myths, legend, legends, goddess, goddess, venus, ancient greece, ancient rome
"I didn't know that any of your Living National Treasures played golf."
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"Looks like this fellow you came across could be bigger than we thought!"
"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"
Tags:door men, door man, door people, door person, doormen, doorman, doorperson, man hole, man holes, manhole, manholes, manhole cover, manhole covers, workmen, work man, workman, workmen, cab, cabs, taxi, taxis, call a cab, calling a cab, sewer, sewers, sewage worker, sewage workers, privilege, privileged, wealth, wealth, out of line, step out of line, stepping out of line, class, classist, surprise, surprised, unexpected
"This is so unexpected – I didn't even prepare a speech."
Tags:speeding ticket, speeding tickings, parking ticket, parking tickets, fine, fines, penalty, penalties, traffic police, traffic cops, traffic cop, awards ceremonies, award ceremony, winning an award, l.a., la, los angeles, hollywood, thespian, thespians, actor, actors, actress, actresses, unexpected, surprise, surprising, surprises
Ice Cream And Summer Rentals
Tags:street, street cart, carts, food cart, food carts, street vendor, street vendors, ice cream, ice creams, summer, summery, summer rentals, summer rental, hamptons, fire island, berkshire, berkshires, holiday, holidays, vacations, vacation, vacationing, business, small business, small businesses, entrepreneur, entrepreneurial, entrepreneurs, unexpected, holiday home, holiday homes, realtor, realtors, shady, shady business
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, lost, lost in the desert, abandon, abandoned, sunbathing, sunbathers, dead, died, skeleton, skeletons, skull, skulls, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, unexpected, surprise, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness
Man Feeds The Vultures Instead Of The Pigeons
"You never think it's going to happen to you."
"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."
"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
Polar Bear arrives at house
Tags:polar bear, bears, bear, sea ice, ice, arctic, antarctic, sea levels, rising, rising sea levels, global warming, climate change, climate changes, house, home, visitor, unexpected, flood, flooding, warming, melting ice caps, sea-levels, global, global climate change, endangered, endanger, endangers, rare, environment, environmental issues, environments, environmental
Tags:exit, exits, unexpected, revolving door, revolving doors, revolving gate, revolving gates, public transport, ny, nyc, new york, new york city, subway, subways, underground, the underground, train, trains, metro, metros, sliced up, turnstile, turnstiles, chopped up, modern life, fair avoidance, fair avoiding, dedication
Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne
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Surprised by an impromptu visit from his boss, Danny gets nailed for sneaking office products home.
"Come on- the last four digits of your social security number."
"My name is Morris Mandlebaun, I'm 28 years old and I want a tell, blond, blue-eyed shiksa."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas, christmas time, christmas wish, christmas wishes, mall santa, mall santas, inappropriate, inappropriateness, girlfriends, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, lonely, loneliness, shiksa, shiksas, white people, white girl, white girls, christmas list, christmas lists, unreasonable request, unreasonable requests, asking too much, unexpected, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness