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"Webcams were unflattering even before we all had to start cutting our own hair."
Tags:webcam, webcams, video conference, video conference, video conferences, video conferencing, video call, video calls, video calling, haircut, haircuts, lockdown haircut, lockdown haircuts, unflattering, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, self-isolation, social distancing, social distanced, socially distanced, physical distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, locked down, stay-at-home order, stay-at-home orders, shelter-in-place, shelter-in-place order, shelter-in-place orders
"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"
Tags:put-on, put-ons, groucho glasses, eyeglasses, spectacle, spectacles, glasses, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, style, styles, stylish, prank, pranks, pranking, fake glasses, reading glasses, flatter, flatters, flattering, unflattering, ugly, ugliness, custom, custom fitting, custom fittings
The Dreadlock Comb-over's one-night beta test.
Tags:combover, comb overs, comb-over, comb-overs, bald, balds, balding, balding man, male pattern baldness, beta test, beta tests, test out, tests out, testing out, dreadlock, dreadlocks, unflattering, appropriation, pickup line, pickup lines, flirt, flirts, wig, wigs, hairstyle, hairstyles, unflattering, revolting, gross
'He'll never hurt anyone again."
Tags:epitaph, epitaph, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, grave, graves, tombstone, tombstones, remembrance, inscription, inscriptions, gravestone, gravestones, gravestone inscription, gravestone inscriptions, grave visiting, visiting a grave, death, remembering, memories, unflattering, insulting, disrespectful, unfortunate
Fashions From Pier 1 - The Double-Breasted Wicker Suit
Tags:imports, imports store, imports stores, imports shop, imports shops, wicker, wicker furniture, trend, trends, trendy, fashion trend, fashion trends, rustic, rustic furniture, double breasted suit, double breasted suits, furniture store, furniture stores, furniture shop, furniture shops, unflattering, men's fashion, suit, suits, business suit, business suits
'A dog learns about the flyer that was used to find him.'
Tags:dog, dogs, missing dog, missing dogs, missing dog poster, missing dog posters, missing poster, missing posters, missing flyer, missing flyers, unflattering, unflattering photo, unflattering photos, bad photo, bad photos, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners
The Emperor's New Speedo
Tags:emperor, emperors, emperor's new clothes, fable, fables, parable, parables, bikini, bikini cut, bikini cuts, swimsuits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, unflattering, flatter, flatters, flattering, good-looking, ugly, silly-looking, position of power, positions of power, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, swim, swims, budgie smuggler, budgie smugglers
"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."
Tags:shop, shops, store, stores, clothing store, clothing stores, department store, department stores, clothes, clothing, trying on, shopping, clothes shopping, fitting room, fitting rooms, dressing room, dressing rooms, changing room, changing rooms, change room, change rooms, looks, body image, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, body issues, fired, fire, mirror, mirrors, truth, reality, unflattering, woman, women, mental health, self-esteem, low self-esteem, body conscious
"I am proud of my body - just not in this light."
Tags:insecure, insecurity, insecurities, bad side, bad sides, worry, worries, body dysmorphia, dysmorphia, body dysmorphia disorder, bdd, proud, pride, weight, weight problem, weight problems, attractive, attractiveness, good body, good bodies, unflattering, flatter, flatters, flattering, self-confidence, self-confident, good body, good bodies
Half-price tighty-white day at the MoMA.
Tags:modern art, modern artist, modern artists, museum, museums, moma, tighty-whitey, half price, tuesday, tuesdays, bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, bargain seeker, bargain seekers, smart shopper, smart shoppers, underwear, underpants, unflattering, gallery, galleries, art gallery, art galleries, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, thrifty, save money, saves money, saving money
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you - does this suit make me look fat?"
Tags:suit, suits, flatter, flatters, flatting, unflattering, jury, juries, closing argument, closing arguments, defense attorney, defense attorney, prosecutor, prosecutors, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, jury duty, body insecurity, dysmorphia, dysmorphic, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, weight problem, weight problems
"I'm feeling something I haven't felt in a long time, dear. Greed."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, greed, greedy, greediness, selfish, selfishness, business managers, boss, bosses, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, date, dates, flattery, unflattering, flirt, flirts, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines
"It's still too flattering - keep looking."
"The 'Post' did an unflattering piece on me."
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, criminal, criminals, law breakers, against the law, media, newspapers, newspaper, publicity, bad publicity, moral relativism, judgement, judgements, bad guy, bad guys, bunk bed, bunk beds, unflattering, inmates, inmate, news, defamation of character, slander, bad reputation, fake news, false news, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists
"Aww, I actually think it's a good photo of you!"
"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."
Tags:easygoing, easygoing spirit, easygoing spirits, fashion show, fashion shows, catwalk, catwalks, cat walk, cat walks, unflattering, pantsuit, pantsuits, pants suit, pants suits, vanity, market, markets, marketing, extra weight, overweight, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, peanut butter and jelly, jelly, practical, practicality, impractical, priority, priorities
"Do you like it? I got it right here on Madison at Executive Ponytails."
"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?"
This Spring Try Life's End: Clothing For People Who Have Just Given Up
Tags:catalog, catalogs, catalogue, catalogues, clothes, clothing, clothing store, clothing stores, clothes store, clothes shop, clothes shops, consumer, consumers, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, trend, trends, trending, fashion trend, garment, garments, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, unflattering, fashion faux pas
"You've finally got the warts right but still haven't captured that cheeky twinkle in my eye..."
Tags:oliver cromwell, cromwell, lord protector, roundhead, roundheads, english civil war, new model army, parliament, parliamentarian, artist, artists, painter, painters, portrait, portraits, portraitist, portraiture, warts, warts and all, real, realism, realistic, reality, show it like it is, tell it like it is, true to life, honest, lack of vanity, unflattering
"You know he doesn't like being told his uniform is particularly unflattering in profile view."
Tags:baseball, baseball player, baseball players, pitchers, baseball uniform, baseball uniforms, baseball game, baseball games, obese, obesity, vain, vanity, pitcher, batter, catcher, catchers, umpires, uniforms, umpire, sports, uniform, appearance, flattering, unflattering, profile, weight, revenge
Famished jeans: Because sometimes skinny jeans just cover too much.
'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'
'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'