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"Racked with guilt, eh, J.B.?"
'Must take this very important call.'
'No, he specifically said, 'I want to buy my employees a drink'.'
'I see you've been abroad again, Mr Pringle!'
'We had a spiritual Christmas at my house because my dad is a cheap bastard!'
'Are you sure 15 years married is Pot Noodle? I thought it was crystal.'
This time, Eddie was going to pay for this.
I'll give you five minutes.
'Our school's collecting for a swimming pool. Can you spare anything?'
'He's a problem drinker. . . he never buys a round.'
'Mean? He's left handed and keeps his money in his right-hand pocket.'
'You are so mean! If you insist, here's my cheque for half of the licence fee...'