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'What'd you make dad' - 'It's a snowman, with his ugly, ungrateful son,'
"We're out of mayonnaise... again!"
"That's the problem with this business. It's always 'who have you whacked for me lately?'"
"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."
Cats and Gift Bags
"Mom, this food tastes like puke. We want Mickey D's."
Tags:fast food, junk food, fast-food, junk-foods, regurgitated food, regurgitated foods, bird, birds, chick, chicks, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietician, dieticians, dietitian, dietitians, unhealthy food, unhealthy diet, health food, family life, family-life, homecooked meal, homemade meal, ungrateful, ungratefulness
'I had more last year!'
"Half A Mile Outside Hamelin"
Tags:pied piper, the pied piper, hamelin, kid, kids, child, childhood, complain, complaining, whine, whining, moaning, road trip, roadtrip, road-trip, road trips, roadtrips, road-trips, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, pied piper of hamelin, regret, regretful, mistake, german fairy tales, german fairy tales, whin kid, whining kids, whining child, whining children, ungrateful, ingratitude, ungratefulness, dependent, handfull, a handfull, childish, immature, immaturity
'Mom. . . not worms again!'
"I was hoping to be rescued by a Marvel superhero."
'...You just had to die on your birthday, didn't you!'
"Just in case you were wondering, I'm shielding you from my moods."
'Don't bit the hand that seeds!'
'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'
'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'
''Friendship is priceless' . . . Thanks for the mug. . . but what's it for?'
"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."
Tags:boredom, bored, bore, bores, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, hobby, family life, family-life, ungrateful, ungratefulness, tourist, tourists, attraction, attractions, hard to please, difficult to please
'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'
"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."
"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"
"I've decided to keep this and sell the rest on eBay."
'Hey! I made sandwiches ya' know!'
"The phrase you're groping for is 'Thank you.'"
'You bought me a paperweight for my birthday? Don't you know I work in a paperless office?'