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"What's the matter with this place? Don't they know there's a war on?"
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"You were right, sir. It was dishwater. The chef regrets the error."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurant, bad food, bad soup, watery, watery soup, tastes like dishwater, complain, sending food back, send food back, complaint, complaining, waiter, waiters, 1940s waiter, 1940s waiters, unhappy customer, unhappy customers, common complaints, vintage, 1940s
"Front desk? There are no little candies on my pillow."
Kooper's Kwikie Kleaners
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"What's the fee we charge clients who call to complain about fees?"
Trump University Reunion
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"Now don't take this personally because I know you're just a drone in a faceless monolithic multinational corporation but I have to yell at someone!"
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"My bouche was not amused."
"Before you go, describe the iceberg salad."
SORRY. FULL HOUSE.: 'You don't look very damn sorry!'
'What are you complaining about? You washed it, it went.'
"I cut my lip on the fried egg."
'Personally, I thought it stunk!'
'Didn't this used to be the complaint department?'
'Who do I complain to about you?'
'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'
"Your waitress left an hour ago. What was it that you ordered?"
'May I tell him what this is regarding?...'
'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'
'If, for any reason, you are dissatisfied with Bryte soap flakes, send the unused portion back to us, because, frankly, we hate to see any of it go to waste.'
IRS, 'Thank you, sir -- be sure to visit our website!'
'I want to complain about this rose wine...it's got greenfly.'
What kind of boomerang doesn't come back?