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"Book me, seat me, treat me bad."
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, passenger, passengers, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction, airport, airports, air travel, customer experience, customer experiences, booking, bookings, unhappy customers, dissatisfied customer, dissatisfied customers
"What's the matter with this place? Don't they know there's a war on?"
Tags:store, stores, shop, shops, shopping, vintage shop, vintage store, customer service, good customer service, service with a smil, cheerful, cheery, smile, smiling, smiles, war, ww2, wwii, world war two, world war ii, wartime, wartime jokes, difficult times, troubled times, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, wartime cartoon, customer, customers, difficult customers, difficult customers, unhappy customer, unhappy customers
"You were right, sir. It was dishwater. The chef regrets the error."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurant, bad food, bad soup, watery, watery soup, tastes like dishwater, complain, sending food back, send food back, complaint, complaining, waiter, waiters, 1940s waiter, 1940s waiters, unhappy customer, unhappy customers, common complaints, vintage, 1940s
"Front desk? There are no little candies on my pillow."
Kooper's Kwikie Kleaners
Tags:spelling, spellings, spell check, misspelling, misspellings, clean, cleaner, cleaners, dry cleaning, dry clean, dry cleaners, dry cleaner, laundry, laundry mat, laundry mats, business, businesses, customer service, unhappy customer, unhappy customers, angry, anger, baby boomer, baby boomers, middle age, middle aged
"What's the fee we charge clients who call to complain about fees?"
Trump University Reunion
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump university, for-profit education, real-estate training program, unhappy customer, unhappy customers, unhappy students, unhappy student, riot, riots, school reunion, school reunions, college reunion, college reunions, reunion, reunions, bad education
"Now don't take this personally because I know you're just a drone in a faceless monolithic multinational corporation but I have to yell at someone!"
Tags:customer service, customer services, complaint, complaints, complaining, unhappy customer, unhappy customers, personally, dont take this personally, drone, drones, multinational corporation, multinational corporations, multinational, multinational, faceless, yell, yelling, anger, misplaced anger, angry
"My bouche was not amused."
"Before you go, describe the iceberg salad."
"I don't need the whole newt! Just the eye!"
Tags:pharmacies, pharmacy, pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, witch, witchcraft, potion, potions, ingredient, ingredients, recipe, recipes, witch-craft, halloween, magic, magic potion, magic potions, witches, eye of newt, selling more than needed, witches brew, unhappy customers, part of the whole
"I cut my lip on the fried egg."
'Personally, I thought it stunk!'
'Didn't this used to be the complaint department?'
'Who do I complain to about you?'
'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'
"Your waitress left an hour ago. What was it that you ordered?"
'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'
'If, for any reason, you are dissatisfied with Bryte soap flakes, send the unused portion back to us, because, frankly, we hate to see any of it go to waste.'
IRS, 'Thank you, sir -- be sure to visit our website!'
'I want to complain about this rose wine...it's got greenfly.'
'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'