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Why College Costs So Much 101.
"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."
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"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
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"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."
Please wait to be yelled at.
Department of Archaeology Floor Plan
'If it's any consolation, our lack of business innovation will be the subject of analysis in some of the finest M.B.A. programs in the country.'
"I was the first in my family to lie about going to college."
"What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical."
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'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'
"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."
'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'
Rhode Island School of Desire
The Anatomy Lesson
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Freshman Ryan Brenneman was having a tough time acclimating to life away from home.
'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'
"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"
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'Nice resume but graduating 'summa cum student loan' isn't really something to brag about.'
"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."
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'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'
'Because when you're old and lonely, you'll get mail from your alumni association. That's why you need to graduate from college.'
"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."
"I think we should all be thankful that Bill Clinton never had an inappropriate relationship with Joyce Maynard."
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