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"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."
Tags:social security number, photo id, photo ids, credit score, credit scores, existence, existing, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings, unicorn, unicorns, existence debate, existence debates, cryptozoology, cryptozoologist, cryptozoologists, identification document, identification documents
"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
Tags:noah, noah's ark, bible, bibles, creation, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, flood, floods, biblical flood, biblical floods, animal, animals, mythical creature, mythical creatures, unicorn, unicorns, gay, lgbt, lgbtq, extinct, extinction, extinctions, great flood, noah, going exinct, endangered species, accident, accidents, mistake, mistakes, consequence, consequences, endangered, endangered species
"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, game hunter, game hunter, game hunting, shooting, taxidermy, trophy, trophies, head, heads, myth, myths, legend, legends, mythical creature, mythical creatures, unicorn, unicorns, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, endangered, extinct, extinction, environmental issues, selfish, greedy, self-centred, self-centered
"Unicorns do exist!"
Tags:unicorn, unicorns, unicorn horn, unicorn horns, rare, legendary, magical, mythical, creature, creatures, exist, proof, evidence, hunter, hunter, hunt, hunting, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, rifle, rifles, hunting rifle, hunting rifles, shooter, shooters, shoot, kill, killed, trophy, trophies, horn, horns, animal, animals, game, game hunter, game hunters, game hunting, safari, extinct, extinction, last unicorn, endangered, endangered species, destruction, environmental destruction, poaching, poach
"No, neither of us is real. You're just really stoned."
Tags:stoned, drug, drugs, marijuana, cannabis, santa claus, father christmas, xmas, xmases, festive period, festive season, saint nick, st. nick, unicorn, unicorns, saint nicholas, st nicholas, st. nicholas, mythical being, mythical beings, mythical creature, mythical creatures, hallucination, hallucinations, dream, dreams, dreamer, dreamers, stoner, stoners
"Better imaginary than extinct."
Tags:imaginary, imagination, imaginary creature, imaginary creatures, fantasy animal, fantasy animals, unicorn, unicorns, rhino, rhinos, white rhino, the white rhino, extinct, extinction, endangered animal, endangered animals, come back, come-back, come backs, come-backs, retort, retorts, insult, insults, exchanging insults, conservationist, conservationists, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism
"We've voted you off the island."
Tags:animal, animals, unicorn, unicorns, reality television, reality tv, game show, game shows, tv, television, tv programmes, tv programme, tv show, tv shows, television shows, television show, television programme, television programmes, vote, election, elections, extinct, extinction, mythical creature, mythical creatures, island, islands, competition
"Do our rainbows and unicorns mean nothing to you, Renee?"
Teacher Reading Book Upside-Down to Class.
'I see a unicorn.' 'I see Abraham Lincoln.' 'I see a sock.'
Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,
"Sorry... But I'm afraid this is a couples only cruise!"
Tags:ark, the ark, noah, unicorn, couples only, couples cruise, couples' cruise, cruise, cruises, noah's ark, missed the boat, two by two, unicorns, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, endangered species, endangered animals, cruise ship, cruise ships, bible character, bible characters
"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."
Tags:remote control, remote controls, remote, remotes, lost remote, lost remote control, tv remote, tv remotes, remote controllers, remote controller, lost, lose, losing, misplace, forget, forgetful, exaggeration, hyperbole, unicorn, unicorns, modern life, wardrobe, wardrobes, armoire, armoires, closet, closets, fantasy, fantasies, adventure, adventures, fantasy adventure, fantasy adventures, journey, hero's journey, quest, quests, magic quests, c. s. lewis, literature, literary reference, literary references, clicker, clickers, tv clicker, tv clickers
'Oh no, it's gone! We're in the s*** now!'
Dog with a cold
"Hey. My appointment reminder app isn't working. I think we missed our boarding time on the ark."
'Because I don't like unicorns, that's why!'
'A free forty day cruise? There's gotta be a catch.'
"Does this mean we're gay?"
'Unicorns huh? You look more like a couple of party animals to me.'
Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise
SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'