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"I thought I was going to be much more blown away by the Liberty Bell."
"Get a life."
David Blaine, Age 60
Tags:david blaine, magic, magician, magicians, magical, illusion, illusions, endurance, enduring, endure, cot, old age, growing, old, aging, aged, guest, guests, uncomfortable, uncomfy, painful, pain, pains, irritate, irritating, guest cot, staying over, entertain, boring, unimpressive, unimpressed, stunt, stunts, ice block, ice blocks, endurance, endurance test, endurance tests, mattress, mattresses, lump, lumps, lumpy
"In a business setting with lots of underline nodding in agreement I'm very persuasive
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, underling, underlings, impressive, unimpressive, flirt, flirting, persuasive, persuasiveness, stupid, stupidity
"But you can call me wife."
"I can feel the baby kicking."
"Is that all you can say—'It's not messy'?"
Tags:artist, artists, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, unimpressed, unimpressive, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, criticise, criticising, critical, mess, messy, clean, tidy, clean lines, modernism, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs
"I don't actually speak them, but I know the names of lots of languages."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, flirting, pick-up line, pick-up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, showing off, show-off, show-offs, show off, show offs, unimpressive, language, languages, bilingual, multilingual, unexceptional, unremarkable, man, men
"Don't judge me until you see me web page."
Tags:date, dates, first date, first dates, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, judge, judging, prejudge, prejudging, website, websites, web page, webpage, web pages, web page, flirt, flirting, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, chat-up lines, unimpressed, unimpressive, blog, blogs, blogger, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, influencer, influencers
"Did you know 'fajitas' is Spanish for 'tiny girdles'?"
Tags:date, dating, dates, first dates, first date, awkward date, awkward dates, awkward, facts, boring facts, interesting facts, incorrect facts, fact, lie, lies, lying, lying to impress, trying to impress, impress, impressive, unimpressive, fajita, fajitas, food, mexican food, restaurant, resaurants, mexican restaurant, mexican restaurants, food lover, food lovers, foodie, foodies, etymology, fake, fake fact, fake facts, fakes, dinner, dinners, dinner date, dinner dates
"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."
Tags:monet, artist, artists, painter, painters, famous artist, famous artists, impressionism, impressionist, impressionists, french impressionism, french impressionist, french impressionists, throwback, throwbacks, bad painter, bad painters, conceit, conceited, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, reminiscent, copycat, copycats, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, claude monet, unimpressed, unimpressive
"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."
Tags:bird, birds, bird of prey, birds of prey, seabird, seabirds, abducted, abduct, kidnap, kidnapped, antic, antics, wacky, summer, summer people, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beach house, summer house, summer home, leave, on leave, out of office, beaches, coast, carried off, ego, pride, hurt pride, unimpressive, unimpressed, legacy, legacies, public relations, spin, spin doctor
"Do you have any other strengths?"
Tags:interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, personnel officer, strength, strengths, strength and weaknesses, atlas, show off, show-off, show offs, show-offs, showing of, unimpressed, unimpressive, one trick pony, greek mythology, titan, titans, the titans, bad interview, bad interviews
"Hey, that's a cat trick."
Lifetime Achievement Awards
"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, glass of water, glasses of water, vaudeville, vaudeville act, vaudeville acts, dummy, dummies, puppet, puppets, unskilled, unpracticed, silent, silence, stage show, stage shows, easy, make it easy, making it easy, unimpressive, difficulty level, difficulty levels, throw your voice, throwing your voice, comedian, comedians
The Wonder Of It All
"Well maybe if you really tired to pretend I was Cybill Shepherd you could pretend I was was Cybill Shepherd."
"You're the woman of one of my dreams."
Tags:couple, couples, dates, date, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, dreams, dream, dreaming, dreamer, dreamers, the woman of your dreams, love scene, love scenes, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chat up line, chat-up lines, chatting up, chatting-up, balcony, balconies, balcony scene, balcony scenes, embrace, embraces, embracing, loving embrace, flirt, flirting, unimpressed, unimpressive, gender issues, self importance, self important, self-importance, self-important, narcissistic, narcissist, narcissism, narcissists, bad relationship, bad relationships
First Cynic in Space
$165 Billion!!! Huge amount of money!
Tags:money, stock, stocks, stockmarket, invest, investing, inflation, inflate, inflated, devalue, devalues, stock market, stock markets, investors, investor, acquisition, merger, mergers, unimpressed, unimpressive, greedy, jaded, tired, bored, boring, unimpressive, newspaper, newspapers, reporting, reports
"I'd like you to meet my pillows."
Tags:furniture, pillow, pillows, sofas, sofa, couch, couches, cushion, cushions, family, families, interior design, decor, decoration, interior decor, overdoing, overdone, overdoing it, loneliness, lonely, empty nest, empty house, replacement, dating, dates, date trouble, love life, impress, impressive, unimpressive, introductions, introduce, introducing, awkward, awkward moment, awkward silence, bachelor, bachelor pad, middle class, new middle class
"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"
Tags:artist, artists, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, culture, cultured, uncultured, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, art appreciation, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, manners, bad manners, good manners, impolite, unimpressed, unimpressive, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness
"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."
Tags:actors, actor, hollywood actors, friends, friend, best friends, bff, bffs, best friends forever, old friends, childhood friends, oldest friend, dear friend, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chatting-up, flirt, flirting, date, double date, unimpressed, unimpressive, pick-up lines, pick up, trying it on, bar, bars, chat